Occasionally you read about really stupid things...
And nothing screams "really stupid" to me more than
modern art.
At best, it's usually just a load of scribbles on
canvas...
But a recent exhibition in London couldn't even be
bothered to splatter a bit of paint.
All the paintings and sculptures were invisible.
You see?
Perhaps not.
If watching paint dry wasn't tedious enough, you could
admire a blank piece of paper...
An empty frame...
Or a plinth with nothing on it.
I've been assured some frames contained artworks created
using invisible inks.
I can't see it myself, though.
I'm saving the best till last and the following piece is
absolutely priceless:
It's a police form where an artist complained an
invisible sculpture had been stolen from his car.
Personally, I would have thrown away the key for wasting
police time.
It reminded me of The Emperor's New Clothes:
When a pair of thieves robbed an Emperor blind by
pretending to make an outfit from "invisible" thread.
The tricky buggers said only "stupid" people couldn't
see the outfit...
And nobody wants to admit to being stupid, do they?
This nonsense may fly in the world of modern art...
But a blank screen isn't going to do anything for you as
an Internet Marketer.
Nobody is able to read or be compelled to buy from an
email written in invisible ink!
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Talk Soon,
And nothing screams "really stupid" to me more than
modern art.
At best, it's usually just a load of scribbles on
canvas...
But a recent exhibition in London couldn't even be
bothered to splatter a bit of paint.
All the paintings and sculptures were invisible.
You see?
Perhaps not.
If watching paint dry wasn't tedious enough, you could
admire a blank piece of paper...
An empty frame...
Or a plinth with nothing on it.
I've been assured some frames contained artworks created
using invisible inks.
I can't see it myself, though.
I'm saving the best till last and the following piece is
absolutely priceless:
It's a police form where an artist complained an
invisible sculpture had been stolen from his car.
Personally, I would have thrown away the key for wasting
police time.
It reminded me of The Emperor's New Clothes:
When a pair of thieves robbed an Emperor blind by
pretending to make an outfit from "invisible" thread.
The tricky buggers said only "stupid" people couldn't
see the outfit...
And nobody wants to admit to being stupid, do they?
This nonsense may fly in the world of modern art...
But a blank screen isn't going to do anything for you as
an Internet Marketer.
Nobody is able to read or be compelled to buy from an
email written in invisible ink!
If you need inspiration, Inbox Rockstar can be your muse.
Every month you can download a minimum of 20 "fill in
the blanks" email marketing templates which can be used
in any niche to promote any product you choose!
Just fill in the blanks, push send and profit.
It's a work of sheer genius!
Click Here For Inbox Rockstar
Talk Soon,
David Walker
P.S. Lay down some newspaper, put on your overalls and
dig out your paintbrushes...
It's time to get creative:
Click Here For Inbox Rockstar
P.S. Lay down some newspaper, put on your overalls and
dig out your paintbrushes...
It's time to get creative:
Click Here For Inbox Rockstar
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