Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Two movie posterStephanie Meyer's vampire-werewolf saga concludes with the fourth of three volumes, a camp, ludicrous, melodramatic pantomime of a climax. R-Pats and K-Stew try their best to steam things up in this sexier 12-rated comicbook-horror, only to be let down by a poor script, plotting and Meyer herself producing Melissa Rosenberg's screenplay. The Avengers this ain't.

In this fifth film, Bella Cullen is restored as new-born vampire, new mother and super-heroine as a combination of Supergirl and Wonderwoman, but still with the teen-Bridget Jones tendency to whine.

But it's my only time in the cinema when the whole audience hit a plot twist and said "wha- what?!?" out loud. Read more of this post